Share; Tweet; Email; Report a bad ad experience. //-->. By Lee Moran. You are just the right age to be a really cool senior citizen. For even more of the best insults, check out our other posts on funny quotes and history's best comebacks. Unfortunately, the marriage lasted four and a half years. Every swear word in the English language has been ranked in order of offensiveness. Below is a gallery of responses, retorts, and comebacks that are so witty that they’ve outlived the person who delivered them – enjoy this collection of history’s best insults: And if you liked this post, be sure to check out these popular posts: How amazing would it feel to deliver such a gut-wrenching one-liner?

", Whitney Houston, on the media: "They're devils to me, and they eat my flesh! ", Beethoven: "I like your opera. ", Mae West: "His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. ", Nero, while look at a man he had just killed: "How could I have been afraid of a man with such a long nose? It's amazing that such a great person can develop in only 70 years. Neither do we. ", Margaret Thatcher: "If you want anything said, ask a man. He thinks big emotions come from big words. ", Groucho Marx: "I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll make an exception. ", Joan Rivers: "Prince Charles's ears are so big, he could hang-glide over the Falklands! Neither do we. ", Lily Tomlin: "I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific! google_color_bg = "E7F0EB"; as a green peacer (another 70's term) all my friends and would say peace,love and granola, when we were leaving ; Peace Out it means gotta go ; Peace Out Home Free. ", Gerald Ford: "Ronnie (Reagan doesn't dye his hair--he's just permanently orange. ", Kierkegaard: "My opponent is a glob of snot. ", Frankie Boyle: "Nobody thought Mel Gibson could play a Scot, but look at him now!

The findings are from new research on people's attitudes towards potentially offensive language and gestures in broadcasting, the biggest study of its kind carried out by Ofcom. ", Roseanne Barr: "We were trying to get pregnant, but I forgot one of us had to have a penis.

I think I will set it to music. google_color_text = "000000"; google_ad_height = 600; Then, have a look at the famous last words of well-known historical figures. Please use the submission page to submit information to be used on this page. ", William Shakespeare: "The tautness of his face sours ripe grapes. google_alternate_color = "E7F0EB"; If you enjoyed listening to this one, maybe you will like: 1. These included general swear words, words linked to race and

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", Kurt Vonnegut Jr.: "If your brains were dynamite, there wouldn't be enough to blow your hat off. A man in his 70s has been found under the rubble of a collapsed building in Turkey, 33 hours after a deadly earthquake hit.

These included general swear words, words linked to race and ethnicity, gender and sexuality, body parts and health conditions, religious insults and sexual references, as well as certain hand gestures.